The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16422. | hibiscus (malvaceae) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 16423. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 77.66 | 93% | 2013-02-04 |
| 16424. | cityuser (cityuser) | 77.65 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 16425. | Mark (exbibit) | 77.65 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| 16426. | vivian !!! (pinkwafflecat) | 77.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 16427. | Daniel (natusvincere) | 77.65 | 92% | 2013-04-06 |
| 16428. | Carlos (layonman98) | 77.65 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 16429. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 77.65 | 98% | 2011-10-13 |
| 16430. | PBH (pbh19950) | 77.65 | 93% | 2012-07-14 |
| 16431. | Macy (macy200200) | 77.64 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 16432. | Mike (mikey5882) | 77.64 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16433. | Thien (thiennnt2021) | 77.64 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 16434. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 77.64 | 96% | 2016-12-09 |
| 16435. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 16436. | David (pherric0xide) | 77.64 | 93% | 2011-11-21 |
| 16437. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 77.64 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 16438. | Axel (prodiicate) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 16439. | LoneRusher (lonerusher) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 16440. | Ronald (yeminaung1927) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 16441. | Andy (zettsengir) | 77.63 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 16442. | Platy (platypus517) | 77.63 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16443. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 77.63 | 91% | 2017-06-03 |
| 16444. | noah (noahdj) | 77.63 | 95% | 2014-03-02 |
| 16445. | rngy (rngyy) | 77.63 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 16446. | Didier (borny) | 77.63 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 16447. | bonboy (bonboy) | 77.63 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16448. | Gregory (gregstar123) | 77.62 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 16449. | Ceiba (convenientalbatross) | 77.62 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 16450. | ahmed (killko44) | 77.62 | 95.7% | 2023-09-06 |
| 16451. | Nayef (nayefk) | 77.62 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |