I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1455. | (alphawoman) | 96.60 | 96.7% | 2024-01-29 |
| 1456. | (mookiekulit) | 96.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-27 |
| 1457. | (ielia) | 96.57 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1458. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 96.56 | 97% | 2025-11-04 |
| 1459. | (nickeynut) | 96.53 | 96.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1460. | (cheongengkai) | 96.45 | 97.3% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1461. | (wadehuang1992) | 96.44 | 99% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1462. | (michuuu) | 96.43 | 98% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1463. | (averagebottleofvodka) | 96.42 | 96.8% | 2025-01-15 |
| 1464. | (taejas) | 96.42 | 98% | 2026-03-23 |
| 1465. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 96.41 | 99% | 2024-03-30 |
| 1466. | (violinninja) | 96.40 | 97.2% | 2025-02-20 |
| 1467. | (arthurnaibaf) | 96.39 | 96% | 2025-07-19 |
| 1468. | (yuckybanana) | 96.39 | 98% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1469. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 96.37 | 97.8% | 2025-01-08 |
| 1470. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 96.35 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 1471. | (prodigy16) | 96.33 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1472. | (malfple_recurva) | 96.33 | 98.8% | 2025-01-03 |
| 1473. | (pi3_14) | 96.32 | 97.9% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1474. | (kirin_1) | 96.31 | 96.4% | 2024-09-22 |
| 1475. | (supra4232005) | 96.31 | 96.3% | 2023-12-31 |
| 1476. | (walkingbus) | 96.29 | 99% | 2026-04-15 |
| 1477. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 96.28 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 1478. | (stickbrick) | 96.26 | 97% | 2026-01-23 |
| 1479. | (dmanjizzle) | 96.26 | 96.6% | 2025-02-18 |
| 1480. | (mostfurious) | 96.26 | 97.4% | 2024-02-02 |
| 1481. | Mircox (mircozen) | 96.24 | 97.1% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1482. | (nightlaurel) | 96.22 | 96.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1483. | Sun (sunflower61) | 96.22 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1484. | (woobsz) | 96.19 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |