Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1088. | Alexey (reggies) | 92.40 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
| 1089. | Ted (macfan) | 92.34 | 99% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1090. | M (nazarene7) | 92.33 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1091. | XBT (krungthep) | 92.33 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1092. | heather (jiabbit) | 92.32 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1093. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 92.29 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1094. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 92.27 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1095. | guest (n1mts3) | 92.25 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1096. | thompson (snowpeopld) | 92.25 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1097. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 92.24 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 1098. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 92.24 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1099. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 92.24 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1100. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 92.21 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1101. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 92.21 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1102. | Esk (99tester) | 92.20 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 1103. | Tama (intyper) | 92.20 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 1104. | Alex (achen2289) | 92.19 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 1105. | wintermute (s255) | 92.19 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1106. | Douglas (ossmando) | 92.19 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1107. | cats (proceed) | 92.19 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1108. | amar (amar_battulga) | 92.16 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1109. | Jesus (keeemstarr) | 92.15 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1110. | LB (man_onatree) | 92.14 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1111. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 92.14 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1112. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 92.11 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 1113. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 92.10 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1114. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 92.08 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1115. | Ethan (chinge329) | 92.07 | 98% | 2018-04-25 |
| 1116. | William (horriblejoy) | 92.07 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 1117. | Troy (teeroy) | 92.04 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |