I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2488. | 7 wpm (plaayer17) | 119.46 | 98% | 2025-10-05 |
| 2489. | GeneralPinkie (generalpinkie) | 119.44 | 98.8% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2490. | Aren (tl8xv) | 119.44 | 100% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2491. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 119.44 | 98.2% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2492. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 119.43 | 97.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2493. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 119.43 | 98.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 2494. | Qwertie (zackeroo) | 119.42 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 2495. | David (davidjohnston20) | 119.42 | 98.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2496. | Zor (zorion) | 119.42 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2497. | nd03 (zeyox) | 119.41 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 2498. | Tabs (aptex) | 119.40 | 99.4% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2499. | Paul (evariste_galois) | 119.40 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 2500. | Peaches (devastated) | 119.40 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 2501. | tivo (tivotavo) | 119.39 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 2502. | kacarrot (carrotman) | 119.39 | 99% | 2018-12-07 |
| 2503. | harry (harrysz) | 119.37 | 99.4% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2504. | Patrick (araex) | 119.36 | 100% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2505. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 119.36 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 2506. | Lynx (pro_ditto) | 119.36 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 2507. | failure (bluejobs) | 119.33 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2508. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 119.32 | 99% | 2026-01-27 |
| 2509. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 119.32 | 99.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2510. | MinheeMaster (minheemaster) | 119.32 | 100% | 2023-12-10 |
| 2511. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 119.31 | 98% | 2017-01-19 |
| 2512. | Iskantor (umvred) | 119.31 | 98% | 2017-04-08 |
| 2513. | Ask-2005 (ask2005) | 119.30 | 98.8% | 2024-01-26 |
| 2514. | Frantman (frantman) | 119.30 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 2515. | silky (quit101) | 119.30 | 98.8% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2516. | moses (mohsus) | 119.29 | 98% | 2025-12-12 |
| 2517. | Best Milk (calciumchaser) | 119.29 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |