The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7023. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 96.15 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
| 7024. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 96.15 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7025. | Robert (karayicki) | 96.15 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 7026. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 96.15 | 97% | 2016-10-18 |
| 7027. | Page (obnoxious) | 96.15 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 7028. | blitzwing (blitzwing) | 96.14 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
| 7029. | MS (damanthc) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 7030. | Robert (robnekaj) | 96.13 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 7031. | fish (fishoverlord) | 96.13 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 7032. | Kayla (kaylasteffens) | 96.13 | 97% | 2015-12-30 |
| 7033. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 96.12 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 7034. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 96.12 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7035. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 96.12 | 94% | 2011-11-19 |
| 7036. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 96.12 | 94% | 2014-02-08 |
| 7037. | Yuki (yuuuukii) | 96.10 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 7038. | John (xjohnbx) | 96.10 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
| 7039. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 96.09 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 7040. | Scott (scottnew) | 96.09 | 92% | 2013-12-31 |
| 7041. | Lynx (pro_ditto) | 96.09 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 7042. | Eric (sivade) | 96.08 | 93% | 2015-08-20 |
| 7043. | Andrew (andrewfbr) | 96.08 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 7044. | Julian (gniddikon) | 96.08 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 7045. | Kevin (lin6625) | 96.08 | 99% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7046. | shaan (khem92) | 96.08 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 7047. | Mathias (msivert) | 96.07 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
| 7048. | Lemvig (lemvig42) | 96.07 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 7049. | ^-^ (monte123) | 96.06 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 7050. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 96.06 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 7051. | SH (volcanolam) | 96.06 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7052. | Brisen (shadowsrm) | 96.06 | 90% | 2013-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |