Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4189. | Peter (rogerron) | 63.54 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 4190. | drumline (drumlinetenors) | 63.53 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4191. | Fabio (tulpebueffel) | 63.51 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 4192. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 63.51 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4193. | hao (haomin) | 63.49 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4194. | booootyhole (coooooooch) | 63.49 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 4195. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 63.49 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 4196. | Tim (somaganjika) | 63.48 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 4197. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 63.46 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| 4198. | tdrewek (tdrewek) | 63.45 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4199. | Andrey (dreyster) | 63.45 | 94% | 2018-09-07 |
| 4200. | Austrian (type_devil) | 63.44 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 4201. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 63.44 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4202. | 𝕄𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧... | 63.44 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4203. | Billy (peacox) | 63.44 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 4204. | Theo (theofromkenmore) | 63.42 | 94% | 2020-07-02 |
| 4205. | Prithwin (prithwin) | 63.41 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 4206. | NeoX (neoxbit) | 63.41 | 99% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4207. | Maximilian (maxpatriot) | 63.41 | 94% | 2020-01-19 |
| 4208. | Noob (crawler_123) | 63.40 | 95% | 2020-06-22 |
| 4209. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 63.39 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4210. | Alex (eskra) | 63.39 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4211. | Mad_Dog (darkus_dragonoid) | 63.39 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4212. | Jeffrey (seedotgrass) | 63.36 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
| 4213. | Anurag (anuragtetarwal) | 63.36 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4214. | AdventureStorm (adventurest... | 63.35 | 93% | 2019-01-31 |
| 4215. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 63.35 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4216. | Mo (medsebri) | 63.33 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
| 4217. | Dude (48023984) | 63.33 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4218. | Joshua (joshuajerremy) | 63.32 | 95% | 2020-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |