So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11427. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 82.86 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 11428. | Shiv (shivamdiora) | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 11429. | nana (goomi) | 82.86 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 11430. | dectuple (spectol99) | 82.85 | 88% | 2013-12-15 |
| 11431. | Yuh (yuhboydeath) | 82.85 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11432. | asdasd (snufseren) | 82.85 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| 11433. | Rex (redrex) | 82.85 | 91% | 2014-03-10 |
| 11434. | Ivan (agrus) | 82.84 | 98% | 2019-11-17 |
| 11435. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 82.84 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 11436. | iWum (iwum) | 82.84 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 11437. | Meyers (mastermeyers) | 82.84 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 11438. | snixtho (snixtho) | 82.83 | 90% | 2017-01-20 |
| 11439. | sssss (sprit) | 82.83 | 93% | 2011-07-12 |
| 11440. | Munir (munirgkm) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 11441. | Britt (freyya) | 82.83 | 97% | 2011-12-22 |
| 11442. | Stella (stellaoctangula) | 82.83 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 11443. | ๐ฆDead Memes๐ฆ (rottenf... | 82.82 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 11444. | Lam (yypsdennis) | 82.82 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 11445. | Aaron (zarjanda) | 82.82 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| 11446. | Silvana (silvanapq) | 82.82 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 11447. | Zakry (punked1000) | 82.82 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 11448. | speedo (priteshacharya) | 82.82 | 96% | 2013-07-18 |
| 11449. | สยทอกแดฅยทส (memesis) | 82.82 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 11450. | J (saviorf) | 82.81 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 11451. | Cthulhu (cthulhu) | 82.81 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 11452. | mauvieira (mauvieira) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11453. | epic (epicrako123) | 82.81 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 11454. | R (vivavee) | 82.81 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 11455. | Rommel (thetyper09) | 82.80 | 94% | 2012-08-10 |
| 11456. | ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐... | 82.80 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |