So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32561. | Nayef (rouchelamal) | 47.46 | 91% | 2014-12-11 |
| 32562. | Edward (incomitatus) | 47.46 | 94% | 2011-07-28 |
| 32563. | Batista88 (trong310188) | 47.46 | 99% | 2011-06-11 |
| 32564. | soyou (soyou) | 47.46 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 32565. | Xander (hiddendomino) | 47.45 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 32566. | Rohit (rohit_lee) | 47.45 | 90% | 2015-08-15 |
| 32567. | Masquerade (masq_uerade) | 47.45 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 32568. | Fandom (supernaturalucifer) | 47.45 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 32569. | Marcelo (maxhw) | 47.45 | 97% | 2014-11-27 |
| 32570. | Samuel (samkopu) | 47.45 | 94% | 2020-01-14 |
| 32571. | Rachel (rachelcho) | 47.45 | 92% | 2011-09-28 |
| 32572. | Tyler (e271828) | 47.45 | 94% | 2011-05-11 |
| 32573. | Elisa (billyjoel) | 47.45 | 94% | 2013-11-15 |
| 32574. | Nena (sealixr09) | 47.44 | 90% | 2016-06-04 |
| 32575. | Guo (s9723) | 47.44 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 32576. | ABDELLATIF (hktitof) | 47.44 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 32577. | The (nitanita69420) | 47.43 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 32578. | Luca (luka_pezzolo) | 47.43 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 32579. | karim (karimadel) | 47.43 | 94.7% | 2023-10-13 |
| 32580. | Prince (princesp) | 47.43 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 32581. | KayZed (kayzed) | 47.43 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 32582. | Invisible (invisible_car) | 47.42 | 93% | 2011-06-02 |
| 32583. | lgwk (lgwk) | 47.42 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 32584. | Aditya (timmyaditya) | 47.42 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 32585. | Ha (khuouqn) | 47.42 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 32586. | Mr Speed (mrspeed) | 47.42 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 32587. | syed (alishah110) | 47.42 | 94% | 2017-08-05 |
| 32588. | Eat (sarith123) | 47.41 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 32589. | Momo (momo1130) | 47.40 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 32590. | Michael (epik) | 47.40 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |