So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12719. | Do people have computers in... | 80.39 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 12720. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 80.39 | 97% | 2015-02-16 |
| 12721. | Espen (fictive) | 80.39 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 12722. | fireman sam (dongzuo) | 80.39 | 89% | 2012-10-28 |
| 12723. | Mitch (effekted) | 80.39 | 93% | 2015-10-27 |
| 12724. | yoby (yoby55) | 80.39 | 96% | 2012-01-29 |
| 12725. | 2 (two_d) | 80.39 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 12726. | ThaBlackRose (thablackrose) | 80.39 | 93% | 2013-12-09 |
| 12727. | jimz (california00jk) | 80.39 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 12728. | Pisit (compisit) | 80.38 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12729. | MCSR RANKED ENJOYER (believ... | 80.38 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12730. | C (cpandar) | 80.38 | 93% | 2016-05-06 |
| 12731. | Martine (martinee) | 80.38 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 12732. | Paul (phoool) | 80.38 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 12733. | Jason (astyrrian17) | 80.38 | 96% | 2014-04-11 |
| 12734. | Yogin (xanthum) | 80.38 | 99% | 2014-04-15 |
| 12735. | Rowan (prince_fluff) | 80.37 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12736. | George (gecovin) | 80.37 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12737. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 80.37 | 96.9% | 2023-07-17 |
| 12738. | Tommy!! (tommyisnotcool) | 80.37 | 97% | 2012-10-29 |
| 12739. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 80.37 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12740. | Andy (loekandy) | 80.37 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 12741. | Victor (uiron) | 80.37 | 96% | 2011-09-16 |
| 12742. | Martin (kompot) | 80.37 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 12743. | Craig (ground2air) | 80.37 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 12744. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 80.36 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
| 12745. | Malagasy_Typer (bradthegoat69) | 80.36 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 12746. | Guest (guest002) | 80.36 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12747. | Simon (zzarox) | 80.36 | 90% | 2016-03-21 |
| 12748. | Melissa (damnmel) | 80.35 | 98% | 2012-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |