I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11084. | pootychess (pootychess) | 87.16 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 11085. | Jack (jacknachos) | 87.15 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 11086. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 87.15 | 99% | 2020-08-14 |
| 11087. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 11088. | George (meanong) | 87.15 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 11089. | Callum (callum__) | 87.15 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11090. | Grace (gracelikestorace) | 87.15 | 98% | 2025-03-31 |
| 11091. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 11092. | qwerty (longhongc) | 87.14 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11093. | Nobody (anhddo) | 87.14 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11094. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 87.13 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 11095. | Jolie (jipont) | 87.13 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11096. | henry (luckyhenry) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 11097. | Mikkel (micc2) | 87.13 | 95.4% | 2025-02-13 |
| 11098. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 87.12 | 95.4% | 2024-12-09 |
| 11099. | Aidan (amess92304) | 87.12 | 96.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 11100. | Rikard (rikardny) | 87.11 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 11101. | Gregory (bobren) | 87.11 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11102. | Abdallah (abdallah1) | 87.11 | 99% | 2022-03-19 |
| 11103. | Tim (primus) | 87.11 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 11104. | chil1bro (chil1bro) | 87.10 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 11105. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 11106. | Edard (edardstark) | 87.10 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 11107. | Pankaj (cronton) | 87.10 | 99% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11108. | Alan (demios) | 87.09 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 11109. | dino (fakeyourdeathfast) | 87.09 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 11110. | Nick (bopob) | 87.09 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11111. | Alexander (taklit) | 87.09 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 11112. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 87.09 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 11113. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 87.08 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |