Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11605. | Henry (henrybutschool) | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 11606. | Robert (critsil) | 82.86 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 11607. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 82.85 | 94% | 2013-10-10 |
| 11608. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 82.85 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 11609. | Six30 (six30ched) | 82.85 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 11610. | Rafael (dafael555) | 82.85 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 11611. | Griffin (girfster) | 82.85 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11612. | Infer (infernova_122) | 82.85 | 100% | 2022-12-16 |
| 11613. | Ben (ben1406) | 82.84 | 89% | 2011-07-20 |
| 11614. | krishtalysis (krishtalysis) | 82.84 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11615. | Eduard (k3u03) | 82.84 | 97% | 2012-07-09 |
| 11616. | Augheer (augheer) | 82.84 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
| 11617. | Alexander (greenocelot26_dv... | 82.84 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11618. | Shob (shob69) | 82.84 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 11619. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 82.83 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
| 11620. | chloe (comradebiden) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 11621. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 82.82 | 97% | 2014-09-20 |
| 11622. | Stefan (stefans) | 82.82 | 96% | 2012-01-08 |
| 11623. | Chien (xuanchien) | 82.82 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 11624. | john (primitive) | 82.82 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 11625. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 82.82 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 11626. | Nigerian (c00kie) | 82.82 | 88% | 2016-11-21 |
| 11627. | St (stsnoopy) | 82.82 | 91% | 2012-03-01 |
| 11628. | Jay (gohanpra) | 82.81 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 11629. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 82.81 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 11630. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 82.81 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 11631. | halfcab (halfcab) | 82.81 | 89% | 2015-12-03 |
| 11632. | Arra (sambelgore) | 82.81 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11633. | thingy (vibrantsun) | 82.81 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 11634. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 82.81 | 98% | 2017-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |