Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11645. | Heyhou (david73) | 82.86 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 11646. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 82.86 | 97% | 2016-01-16 |
| 11647. | Infer (infernova_122) | 82.85 | 100% | 2022-12-16 |
| 11648. | Griffin (girfster) | 82.85 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11649. | Rafael (dafael555) | 82.85 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 11650. | Six30 (six30ched) | 82.85 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 11651. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 82.85 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 11652. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 82.85 | 94% | 2013-10-10 |
| 11653. | Shob (shob69) | 82.84 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 11654. | Alexander (greenocelot26_dv... | 82.84 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11655. | Augheer (augheer) | 82.84 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
| 11656. | Eduard (k3u03) | 82.84 | 97% | 2012-07-09 |
| 11657. | krishtalysis (krishtalysis) | 82.84 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11658. | Ben (ben1406) | 82.84 | 89% | 2011-07-20 |
| 11659. | chloe (comradebiden) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 11660. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 82.83 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
| 11661. | St (stsnoopy) | 82.82 | 91% | 2012-03-01 |
| 11662. | Nigerian (c00kie) | 82.82 | 88% | 2016-11-21 |
| 11663. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 82.82 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 11664. | john (primitive) | 82.82 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 11665. | Chien (xuanchien) | 82.82 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 11666. | Stefan (stefans) | 82.82 | 96% | 2012-01-08 |
| 11667. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 82.82 | 97% | 2014-09-20 |
| 11668. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 82.81 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 11669. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 82.81 | 98% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11670. | Arra (sambelgore) | 82.81 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11671. | thingy (vibrantsun) | 82.81 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 11672. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 82.81 | 99% | 2013-02-07 |
| 11673. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 82.81 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 11674. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 82.81 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |