So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9945. | Moon (albertasdude) | 85.80 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9946. | Dan (dannymm) | 85.80 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 9947. | Ninaad (saklas_33) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9948. | Mikhail (limedimenine) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9949. | Tim (tmshelton) | 85.80 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 9950. | Eivind (myrddhin) | 85.80 | 93% | 2012-01-15 |
| 9951. | Marlon (marlonpag) | 85.79 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 9952. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 85.79 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 9953. | Tomas (tritz) | 85.79 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9954. | GOYARD (goyard) | 85.79 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 9955. | Y (kwal) | 85.79 | 94% | 2014-11-30 |
| 9956. | Roshan (roshi) | 85.79 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 9957. | supmyd00d (clinikillz) | 85.78 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9958. | a (jdlwahaha) | 85.78 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9959. | jburd (htimseiluj) | 85.78 | 98% | 2013-11-06 |
| 9960. | Dylan (fosterdill) | 85.78 | 97% | 2014-01-05 |
| 9961. | ppbeto (ppesq) | 85.77 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
| 9962. | you (s11054) | 85.77 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 9963. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 85.77 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
| 9964. | Eros (tigeros) | 85.77 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9965. | john (primitive) | 85.77 | 98% | 2013-10-14 |
| 9966. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 85.77 | 93% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9967. | Geawea (geawea) | 85.76 | 93% | 2011-12-03 |
| 9968. | zzRouxfop_ (cryptic_blade) | 85.76 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 9969. | Shaan (shaany2233) | 85.76 | 94% | 2013-07-13 |
| 9970. | Daniel (demodrill) | 85.76 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| 9971. | Cor (slmroostls22) | 85.76 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 9972. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 85.75 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 9973. | van (toofasthoot) | 85.75 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 9974. | Jay (jaygles) | 85.75 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |