And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8596. | Joshua (paper_astronaut) | 100.69 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 8597. | Kersey (strythio) | 100.69 | 96% | 2015-09-19 |
| 8598. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 100.69 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
| 8599. | Jarmade (jarmade) | 100.68 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 8600. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 100.67 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 8601. | 1729 (1729digital1729) | 100.67 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8602. | (ch1pper) | 100.67 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 8603. | Mayumi (mayumi) | 100.67 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 8604. | Steven (chillster) | 100.67 | 97.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8605. | Jason (jpngfile) | 100.67 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8606. | Jay (xbleedalkalinex) | 100.67 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 8607. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 100.67 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 8608. | Nick (typeguy) | 100.67 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 8609. | aasd (mudd0000) | 100.67 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 8610. | Daniel (belakor) | 100.67 | 99% | 2014-02-27 |
| 8611. | (7531246) | 100.67 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 8612. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 8613. | Robby (ribby03) | 100.66 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8614. | jay! (its_jay_) | 100.66 | 97.5% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8615. | (lthummus) | 100.66 | 90% | 2017-04-16 |
| 8616. | i'm slow (buy_me_a_keeb) | 100.66 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 8617. | john (primitive) | 100.66 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 8618. | Jason (inteluser) | 100.66 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 8619. | fahhhh (spymain) | 100.65 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8620. | (mmh284) | 100.65 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8621. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 100.65 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8622. | (yuhhhhh) | 100.65 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 8623. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 100.65 | 99% | 2021-11-03 |
| 8624. | Reebane (reebane) | 100.65 | 99% | 2018-07-23 |
| 8625. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 100.65 | 94% | 2017-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |