Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9117. | Gooby (goobytheturtle) | 87.98 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
| 9118. | Sico (sico) | 87.98 | 99% | 2011-10-30 |
| 9119. | 不好 (buhao) | 87.98 | 86% | 2017-01-06 |
| 9120. | Jake (autorunner) | 87.98 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
| 9121. | Mitheelesh (sophomania2803) | 87.97 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
| 9122. | atirrh (atirrh) | 87.97 | 100% | 2020-06-29 |
| 9123. | sugarsaki (sugarsaki) | 87.96 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 9124. | Anthony (pianokid88) | 87.96 | 88% | 2016-08-27 |
| 9125. | Bridget (boomsey) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9126. | Nitzan (nitzant) | 87.96 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 9127. | Thaliquids (thaliquids) | 87.95 | 19% | 2017-05-23 |
| 9128. | Momen (momenarafa) | 87.95 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9129. | AJ (nejilee88) | 87.95 | 92% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9130. | Phil (psmesrud) | 87.95 | 99% | 2014-02-25 |
| 9131. | Thibault (pmgett) | 87.95 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 9132. | Alramech (alramech) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 9133. | vetle (vetlebg) | 87.94 | 99% | 2022-01-20 |
| 9134. | Primaski (primaltare) | 87.94 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 9135. | james (chilty14) | 87.94 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 9136. | b (bonkadonks) | 87.94 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9137. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 87.94 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 9138. | Alex (pentalex) | 87.93 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 9139. | ManWho (manwhooceans) | 87.93 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 9140. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 87.93 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9141. | Seong (scj1420) | 87.93 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 9142. | Felix (felixleong) | 87.93 | 98% | 2013-04-16 |
| 9143. | jun (jun0sck) | 87.93 | 99% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9144. | Ayong (larrylarogapro) | 87.92 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9145. | Hieu (larhral) | 87.92 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 9146. | Fernando (frn4n) | 87.91 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |