The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20939. | Bryan (bryan_shao) | 70.18 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20940. | Benjamin (crazychaz) | 70.18 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 20941. | slowaf (slwofa) | 70.18 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 20942. | Dev (devgupta55) | 70.18 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 20943. | ronin (bronin) | 70.18 | 92% | 2013-01-24 |
| 20944. | fauzi (fauzidante) | 70.18 | 96% | 2012-05-26 |
| 20945. | Michael (pigophone) | 70.17 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
| 20946. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 70.17 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 20947. | agus (choromaster) | 70.17 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 20948. | arun (arunnari) | 70.17 | 92% | 2015-03-21 |
| 20949. | kappa (kappakon) | 70.16 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 20950. | Fungi (fungifriend) | 70.16 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 20951. | Lim (junlim2804) | 70.16 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 20952. | tap (tappineapple) | 70.16 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 20953. | Birdman (birdman13) | 70.16 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 20954. | YG (cyg1206) | 70.16 | 94% | 2011-11-02 |
| 20955. | Ajay (ajay_raj_s) | 70.15 | 99% | 2017-12-17 |
| 20956. | Brandon (dalivingdead) | 70.15 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
| 20957. | Reis (reisagainst) | 70.15 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 20958. | dudechickman (dudechickman) | 70.15 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 20959. | Suman (su714) | 70.15 | 98.1% | 2023-08-01 |
| 20960. | William (nguoisoi) | 70.15 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 20961. | Kalle (cakeboss) | 70.15 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 20962. | Sarah (prima) | 70.15 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 20963. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 70.15 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
| 20964. | Denec (denec) | 70.14 | 95.8% | 2023-07-09 |
| 20965. | AESloth (scrin) | 70.14 | 92% | 2016-07-26 |
| 20966. | brahmastra (brahmastra) | 70.14 | 96% | 2022-03-27 |
| 20967. | Manu (manu_uchiha) | 70.14 | 95.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 20968. | Ken (k3nn37h) | 70.14 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |