With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8941. | Bodhi (kadar09) | 87.03 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 8942. | Alex (pieguy2020) | 87.02 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 8943. | gost (akasyh) | 87.02 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 8944. | Bobby (senseibets) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8945. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 8946. | DURAG ENERGY (auroraxd) | 87.01 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 8947. | kita (kita01) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8948. | KOOKOWACKYDUCK (kookowackyd... | 87.01 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8949. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 87.01 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8950. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8951. | john (johanwo) | 87.01 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 8952. | Master (mcrockett) | 87.01 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 8953. | Spencer Stephen Satornino (... | 87.00 | 97.1% | 2025-04-10 |
| 8954. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 87.00 | 98.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8955. | tilko (tilko) | 87.00 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 8956. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 87.00 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 8957. | kwer (kwerwurgor) | 86.99 | 95% | 2017-05-12 |
| 8958. | Pramod(PRH) (prht) | 86.99 | 97.6% | 2025-04-15 |
| 8959. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 86.99 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8960. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 86.99 | 96% | 2016-09-09 |
| 8961. | toxictortoise (hangfromthef... | 86.98 | 92% | 2023-02-15 |
| 8962. | Jordy (mrollie) | 86.98 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 8963. | gm (lovejoy2) | 86.98 | 99% | 2018-11-16 |
| 8964. | Dakota (dakotalade) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 8965. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8966. | Doom (doomtime1456) | 86.97 | 98.2% | 2024-09-01 |
| 8967. | Hugh (yezreal) | 86.96 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 8968. | Adrian319 (cheesemasterer) | 86.96 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8969. | kevin (kevinstj) | 86.96 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 8970. | J-Swizz (jewwymuffin) | 86.96 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |