And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32271. | dabson (luxyis) | 58.69 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 32272. | Natalie (baldassn) | 58.69 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 32273. | sloom (sloom_) | 58.69 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 32274. | rita (rirota) | 58.69 | 96% | 2013-06-10 |
| 32275. | Syafiq (exalmer) | 58.68 | 94% | 2020-08-04 |
| 32276. | Thomas (slain_at_dawn) | 58.68 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 32277. | Anurag (mak42) | 58.68 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 32278. | Nitsaku (nitsaku) | 58.68 | 95% | 2018-05-18 |
| 32279. | Trong (thegodofwar) | 58.68 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 32280. | BaaBoo (goofyygoorilla) | 58.67 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 32281. | DeafChef (deafchefsteph) | 58.67 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 32282. | Steven (ldlib) | 58.67 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| 32283. | CK (seekei) | 58.67 | 95.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 32284. | Isaiah (jumpfordarts) | 58.67 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 32285. | Owen (randname1) | 58.67 | 92% | 2013-09-30 |
| 32286. | Chitral (chitralshah) | 58.67 | 94% | 2013-11-16 |
| 32287. | Brian (birgen123) | 58.66 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 32288. | Anish (bira_01) | 58.66 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 32289. | Shai (shai15) | 58.66 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 32290. | helly (pret_) | 58.66 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 32291. | Thomas (infernoismyname) | 58.66 | 95% | 2015-03-01 |
| 32292. | Seth (smilerk) | 58.66 | 90% | 2011-10-19 |
| 32293. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 58.66 | 90% | 2013-09-23 |
| 32294. | Bluepingie (bluepingie) | 58.65 | 94% | 2017-07-22 |
| 32295. | Denis (newdenispro) | 58.65 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 32296. | Wojciech (wpietron) | 58.65 | 100% | 2016-03-17 |
| 32297. | Na (nazarek) | 58.65 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32298. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (shjung812) | 58.65 | 95% | 2015-05-25 |
| 32299. | Robert (rtivey01) | 58.65 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 32300. | Josh (cobra04) | 58.64 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |