The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15479. | (chorboe) | 78.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15480. | (rabbitfoot) | 78.76 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 15481. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 78.76 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 15482. | (mythical) | 78.76 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 15483. | (demonite) | 78.76 | 95% | 2015-09-28 |
| 15484. | (bananachiu) | 78.75 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 15485. | Stan (stanshih888) | 78.75 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 15486. | (zeuseus) | 78.75 | 96.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15487. | (rock125zz) | 78.75 | 95% | 2017-04-29 |
| 15488. | Daniel (danieltyping) | 78.74 | 98% | 2013-02-11 |
| 15489. | anand (touch_anand) | 78.74 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
| 15490. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 78.74 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 15491. | Sam Loz (sammyloz) | 78.74 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 15492. | (shape) | 78.74 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 15493. | Bane (djex808) | 78.74 | 97% | 2016-09-07 |
| 15494. | Bharain (baobaboi) | 78.74 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 15495. | (michaeljan23) | 78.73 | 96% | 2017-05-10 |
| 15496. | (willidk) | 78.73 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 15497. | (adrian_15) | 78.73 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15498. | ☼_☼ (temuramir) | 78.73 | 92% | 2011-12-31 |
| 15499. | (prerax) | 78.73 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 15500. | (reiwok) | 78.73 | 95% | 2014-11-01 |
| 15501. | MortisAngelus89 (nwistbac) | 78.73 | 96% | 2015-05-24 |
| 15502. | (perfecto) | 78.72 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 15503. | (labotski) | 78.71 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 15504. | (giahuy7753) | 78.71 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 15505. | (cptscouts) | 78.71 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 15506. | (m0shitoshi) | 78.71 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 15507. | Knut (knutesten) | 78.71 | 93% | 2013-12-21 |
| 15508. | BoRiSwOnG (boriswong) | 78.70 | 97.5% | 2023-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |