I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11868. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 85.15 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11869. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 85.15 | 98.8% | 2024-01-31 |
| 11870. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 85.15 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11871. | Apple (appleplumt) | 85.14 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 11872. | E (tostedlaptop) | 85.13 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11873. | Suvid (lowqi) | 85.13 | 97% | 2025-04-29 |
| 11874. | sami (yunusimtl) | 85.13 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 11875. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 85.12 | 94% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11876. | mctwerker (mctwerker) | 85.12 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11877. | Rohan (roankar) | 85.12 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 11878. | kevin (kexzh) | 85.12 | 97.8% | 2024-08-31 |
| 11879. | Shob (shob69) | 85.12 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 11880. | Tanver (tanver016) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 11881. | Jan (janwert) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11882. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 85.12 | 99% | 2020-12-10 |
| 11883. | Order (orderadchaos) | 85.12 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| 11884. | Graham (preposterous1) | 85.11 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11885. | yeet to space (sn00py1310) | 85.11 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 11886. | Duke (lovejet) | 85.11 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11887. | Jared (darkdungeons) | 85.11 | 94% | 2018-08-13 |
| 11888. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 85.10 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11889. | Abhishek (agbcg) | 85.10 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11890. | Chez (cezzis) | 85.09 | 97.6% | 2024-12-24 |
| 11891. | Jake (jakejakejake77) | 85.09 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 11892. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 85.09 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 11893. | NJ (nj_types) | 85.09 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11894. | Don't need a motor (sueeeee... | 85.08 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 11895. | sneakyevil (sneakyevil1337) | 85.08 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 11896. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 85.08 | 100% | 2021-04-06 |
| 11897. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 85.08 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |