So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8398. | Jack (guywhodoesallthegroup... | 89.20 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 8399. | hpp3 (hpp3) | 89.20 | 93% | 2014-02-12 |
| 8400. | Diego (diegovictor) | 89.20 | 93% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8401. | Alexandra (fallenleaf) | 89.20 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 8402. | max (blajar) | 89.20 | 99% | 2012-07-10 |
| 8403. | Nem (nootoverlord) | 89.19 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 8404. | Maros (wlkvr) | 89.19 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 8405. | McLoving (24thknight) | 89.19 | 97% | 2014-07-08 |
| 8406. | Andrew (andrewjk14) | 89.18 | 97.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8407. | Zack (coolguy69) | 89.18 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 8408. | Syreeta (reeta) | 89.18 | 96% | 2012-02-08 |
| 8409. | Bud (pimiento7) | 89.18 | 96% | 2014-10-07 |
| 8410. | Fisty (fisty) | 89.18 | 91% | 2012-03-03 |
| 8411. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 89.17 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 8412. | Dyl (dbambino) | 89.17 | 98% | 2017-08-07 |
| 8413. | Dedy (dedy) | 89.17 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8414. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 89.16 | 97.5% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8415. | fast af (josh53___) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8416. | Alexander (prepared) | 89.16 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 8417. | Jolan (simcoen) | 89.16 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 8418. | h3half (h3half) | 89.15 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 8419. | Jungsu (jkeyboy50) | 89.15 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 8420. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 89.15 | 93% | 2015-07-19 |
| 8421. | James (james121515) | 89.15 | 93% | 2011-12-12 |
| 8422. | Khoi (khoitran) | 89.14 | 98% | 2021-09-17 |
| 8423. | Decima (blastin) | 89.14 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| 8424. | mr_penguin (mr_penguin01) | 89.13 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8425. | Martin (martinlumibao) | 89.13 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 8426. | Trường An (pntruongan) | 89.13 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 8427. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 89.12 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |