The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11044. | Sujeet (sujeetgholap) | 44.87 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 11045. | Abhishek (abi_roseate) | 44.87 | 88% | 2014-08-05 |
| 11046. | Aaron (aaronalias) | 44.87 | 88% | 2015-07-21 |
| 11047. | jerael (jeraelrosal) | 44.86 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 11048. | Christian (nill8nill) | 44.86 | 85% | 2016-03-25 |
| 11049. | hasanta (riskan) | 44.86 | 91% | 2017-02-11 |
| 11050. | pham (thanhpt) | 44.86 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 11051. | Adian (adian_samin) | 44.85 | 92% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11052. | Alsha (alsha) | 44.85 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11053. | estech (estech) | 44.85 | 96% | 2012-09-12 |
| 11054. | fauzi (fauzidante) | 44.85 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 11055. | Narki (narkivitek) | 44.84 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 11056. | Josh (joshuae) | 44.84 | 88% | 2014-10-02 |
| 11057. | Lukas (cerilious) | 44.84 | 89% | 2013-09-17 |
| 11058. | zajc (zajc) | 44.84 | 94% | 2019-02-13 |
| 11059. | 子默 (kevinzhao) | 44.84 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 11060. | ILikeThis (ilikethis_1) | 44.83 | 94.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11061. | Josh (splosh) | 44.83 | 95.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11062. | Adur (adurto) | 44.83 | 93% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11063. | Julia (prelest) | 44.83 | 99% | 2012-07-30 |
| 11064. | Aimil (aimil) | 44.82 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11065. | Tài (chikaki) | 44.82 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 11066. | jade (jap08) | 44.82 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 11067. | Copycat (copycatzen) | 44.82 | 91% | 2014-03-07 |
| 11068. | Abbas (zeestudio) | 44.81 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 11069. | Adrian (papadoc505) | 44.81 | 90% | 2016-07-13 |
| 11070. | You (devilctar) | 44.81 | 94% | 2021-05-19 |
| 11071. | Paul (paulbish) | 44.81 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 11072. | Rushan (rsabique) | 44.81 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 11073. | Naresh (nare) | 44.81 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |