So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15996. | A Smokin' (alucardx) | 74.87 | 88% | 2017-02-07 |
| 15997. | Monil (monilsinghal) | 74.87 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 15998. | kw (k4dota) | 74.86 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 15999. | Dvoraker (rorya) | 74.86 | 90% | 2014-12-26 |
| 16000. | Peter (dusqe) | 74.86 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16001. | Amin (iran) | 74.86 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 16002. | jaMart (jamart) | 74.86 | 96% | 2013-10-18 |
| 16003. | Edward (ehwuh) | 74.86 | 82% | 2012-10-08 |
| 16004. | Paul (sloppie) | 74.86 | 94% | 2014-09-19 |
| 16005. | Dad (boosh) | 74.86 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 16006. | Shane (_srb_) | 74.85 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 16007. | HuyMCGhastEnd (motconmeocon) | 74.85 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 16008. | samuel (samuellumm) | 74.85 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16009. | Ricardo (arpasusi) | 74.85 | 98% | 2012-11-19 |
| 16010. | Jordan (saidice) | 74.84 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
| 16011. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 74.84 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 16012. | Alien (qwertyname) | 74.83 | 94% | 2012-04-29 |
| 16013. | Peter (prel) | 74.83 | 91% | 2013-02-05 |
| 16014. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 74.83 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 16015. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 74.83 | 98% | 2012-12-06 |
| 16016. | Mark (mark_j) | 74.83 | 94% | 2013-02-02 |
| 16017. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 74.83 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 16018. | bordo (bordo_marjetica) | 74.83 | 97% | 2014-02-03 |
| 16019. | Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor) | 74.82 | 88% | 2013-09-22 |
| 16020. | Michael (cobbler) | 74.81 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 16021. | Yoh (frozenprakash) | 74.81 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 16022. | Schloppy (schloppy) | 74.81 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 16023. | Abhijit (abhijit86) | 74.81 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 16024. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 74.81 | 99% | 2017-08-08 |
| 16025. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 74.80 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |