Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2731. | peppermint (violetnunez01) | 79.28 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2732. | konor (konor3) | 79.27 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2733. | hello (winter_tree) | 79.26 | 95% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2734. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 79.24 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 2735. | Max (maxbro) | 79.23 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 2736. | typer (carpeltypist) | 79.23 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2737. | Patrick (pmac) | 79.23 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2738. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 79.22 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 2739. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 79.22 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 2740. | Candy (candydealer69) | 79.20 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2741. | Fire Fingers McGee (chrozick) | 79.19 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2742. | R (rg76) | 79.19 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2743. | FrolickeR (frolicker) | 79.18 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2744. | Weslly (weslly) | 79.18 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
| 2745. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 79.16 | 96% | 2019-11-02 |
| 2746. | chris (chrisdu12) | 79.15 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 2747. | Fjell osu (preify) | 79.13 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 2748. | ok (herbaltea) | 79.13 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2749. | Reebane (reebane) | 79.13 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2750. | Sarah (sarah2005meow) | 79.11 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2751. | Leah (liah2010) | 79.11 | 95% | 2017-07-07 |
| 2752. | Patryk (grayek) | 79.10 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 2753. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 79.10 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2754. | Aram (arejmm7) | 79.10 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2755. | Luke (lctoe) | 79.09 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2756. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 79.07 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2757. | potato (potatopwns) | 79.07 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 2758. | Heyhou (david73) | 79.05 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 2759. | Aris (apaul) | 79.05 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2760. | Shivashis (plant99) | 79.04 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |