So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1244. | (patpatpatv3) | 119.76 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 1245. | Cody (ace2cool) | 119.75 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 1246. | (durden) | 119.75 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 1247. | (atrain742) | 119.72 | 99% | 2021-10-17 |
| 1248. | (madlad69) | 119.70 | 99% | 2018-10-12 |
| 1249. | (akevinrevolution) | 119.70 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 1250. | (puisanberg) | 119.69 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1251. | (truth_) | 119.69 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 1252. | Yogi v2 (wintersnowmagick) | 119.68 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 1253. | (entar) | 119.68 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 1254. | (anotherschmoe) | 119.66 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 1255. | (nickthebic) | 119.65 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 1256. | (jbb817) | 119.63 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 1257. | (vsalrhal) | 119.62 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 1258. | (strangetastingfishsticks) | 119.62 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 1259. | (nicolai2001122) | 119.61 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1260. | (rhombus_systems_tung) | 119.60 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 1261. | Juha (predikt) | 119.60 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 1262. | Paul (pkanas) | 119.59 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1263. | (tesseractbeyond) | 119.58 | 98.6% | 2023-06-30 |
| 1264. | (carbarrawr) | 119.58 | 95% | 2013-06-06 |
| 1265. | (l2type) | 119.55 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 1266. | Garbage (nerdballer) | 119.54 | 98% | 2015-04-12 |
| 1267. | (agglomeration) | 119.52 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 1268. | (yariyari) | 119.52 | 98% | 2012-09-13 |
| 1269. | (alexor) | 119.51 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 1270. | (deavon) | 119.49 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 1271. | Alex (alexsli) | 119.49 | 97% | 2014-10-21 |
| 1272. | (menidan) | 119.46 | 96% | 2013-05-04 |
| 1273. | (whoosh) | 119.45 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |