And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11798. | lordvj (lordvj) | 93.97 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 11799. | Khanh (aygentp) | 93.96 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 11800. | Inactiv (inactivak) | 93.96 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11801. | aislinn (flme_5) | 93.96 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 11802. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 93.96 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11803. | Varun (vvv44) | 93.96 | 94% | 2015-01-29 |
| 11804. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 93.96 | 99% | 2019-08-28 |
| 11805. | Nicole (nicolez) | 93.95 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 11806. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 93.95 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11807. | Broken (avharus) | 93.95 | 91% | 2013-02-02 |
| 11808. | Star (starofdoom) | 93.95 | 93% | 2015-11-13 |
| 11809. | David (leepictrollexd) | 93.95 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 11810. | Aren (akev2794) | 93.94 | 92% | 2015-12-26 |
| 11811. | Kai (bakkoutou) | 93.94 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11812. | Jakey (yomantos) | 93.94 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| 11813. | nicole (teeka949) | 93.94 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 11814. | jai (predator726) | 93.93 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 11815. | Bruno (brbeans) | 93.93 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 11816. | Per (lakeyour) | 93.93 | 97% | 2013-05-17 |
| 11817. | Andrew (toodle) | 93.93 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 11818. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 93.92 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11819. | Joey (macromaniac) | 93.92 | 96% | 2012-06-12 |
| 11820. | 정 (andrewjeong) | 93.92 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 11821. | S (swert) | 93.91 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 11822. | Conner (con_breu) | 93.91 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11823. | Logan (ronaldo_02) | 93.91 | 97.9% | 2023-07-13 |
| 11824. | Dawn (mrs_eaves) | 93.91 | 89% | 2012-09-10 |
| 11825. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 93.90 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 11826. | idell (notidell) | 93.90 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11827. | Lee (shriveledegg) | 93.90 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |