The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9390. | Muhammad (devil_assassin) | 90.20 | 96% | 2025-08-10 |
| 9391. | big steve (fllurozz) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-10-20 |
| 9392. | Muufti (muufti) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-05-12 |
| 9393. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 90.20 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9394. | zyn (zezyn) | 90.20 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9395. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 90.19 | 97.8% | 2024-08-05 |
| 9396. | Jumla (jumla) | 90.19 | 83% | 2015-01-08 |
| 9397. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 90.19 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9398. | phil (ph1l) | 90.19 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 9399. | bunbun (typerbun) | 90.19 | 95% | 2017-02-16 |
| 9400. | SilveSurfer1000 (silversurf... | 90.18 | 97.8% | 2024-03-19 |
| 9401. | Duy (duy134) | 90.18 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 9402. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 90.18 | 98% | 2024-06-12 |
| 9403. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 90.18 | 97.9% | 2024-04-02 |
| 9404. | Dim (jimmylei) | 90.18 | 96.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 9405. | Killa (killastorm1000) | 90.18 | 95% | 2012-09-15 |
| 9406. | brian (earracer) | 90.17 | 96.1% | 2024-11-07 |
| 9407. | Craig (tinnedcarrots) | 90.17 | 99.2% | 2024-01-23 |
| 9408. | anxious (anxioussheep) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 9409. | Sumeo-Okami (paolo321) | 90.17 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 9410. | Anders (andersg1) | 90.17 | 98.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9411. | jason (pravus) | 90.17 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
| 9412. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 90.17 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 9413. | Marc (gx2980) | 90.17 | 98% | 2011-07-06 |
| 9414. | Christine (christi124) | 90.16 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 9415. | David (reynupj) | 90.16 | 98.5% | 2024-04-16 |
| 9416. | Jan (janpaint4221) | 90.16 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 9417. | Richard (risa401) | 90.16 | 96% | 2015-11-11 |
| 9418. | Marc (marcaboveall) | 90.16 | 90% | 2016-04-23 |
| 9419. | mado (mado_) | 90.15 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |