So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32897. | (jeffpc) | 45.96 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 32898. | (imran6474) | 45.96 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| 32899. | (eugenioleal) | 45.96 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
| 32900. | Clebson (cmoura) | 45.96 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 32901. | (gourav001) | 45.95 | 94% | 2021-04-19 |
| 32902. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 45.95 | 94% | 2019-10-03 |
| 32903. | Waqar (waqar) | 45.95 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 32904. | (sukupuutto) | 45.95 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 32905. | (alicia0316) | 45.95 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 32906. | Sake (sake69) | 45.94 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 32907. | (stickykees) | 45.94 | 96% | 2019-01-16 |
| 32908. | (moonsky) | 45.94 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 32909. | (kub_dovletov) | 45.94 | 86% | 2012-12-15 |
| 32910. | (sanku) | 45.94 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 32911. | quite sheet (swanky14) | 45.93 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 32912. | (diamaid) | 45.93 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 32913. | (rakesh_velpula) | 45.92 | 93% | 2023-06-26 |
| 32914. | (wintersolider) | 45.92 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 32915. | (prateekskl99) | 45.92 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 32916. | (yvbinjk) | 45.92 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 32917. | (adzeeishanba) | 45.92 | 96.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 32918. | (vanhen) | 45.91 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 32919. | (the_vista) | 45.91 | 92% | 2014-11-01 |
| 32920. | Shanta (shanta) | 45.91 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 32921. | Andrei (andyspeed) | 45.90 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 32922. | (meru_meruem) | 45.90 | 92% | 2021-06-23 |
| 32923. | (hanu4321) | 45.90 | 87% | 2017-03-24 |
| 32924. | (learntopro) | 45.89 | 93% | 2021-07-04 |
| 32925. | Nathan Wong (shauwei_0510) | 45.89 | 94.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 32926. | (alvinleung) | 45.89 | 94% | 2011-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |