And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15673. | Caleb (yam909) | 86.53 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 15674. | kenton (mrkent) | 86.53 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 15675. | NekokeN (hr47) | 86.53 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 15676. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 86.52 | 98% | 2016-05-22 |
| 15677. | Benjamina (minawk) | 86.52 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 15678. | cod3hulk (tomave) | 86.52 | 100% | 2020-08-28 |
| 15679. | Alnel Vincent (alnelextreme) | 86.52 | 96% | 2012-11-06 |
| 15680. | JA (mools) | 86.52 | 98% | 2012-09-28 |
| 15681. | Ethan (emahaulu20) | 86.52 | 97% | 2015-11-24 |
| 15682. | Savana (ssantos) | 86.52 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 15683. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 86.51 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 15684. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 86.51 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 15685. | Staccato (magnetholik) | 86.51 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 15686. | 1 (1faded) | 86.50 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 15687. | David (steekdal) | 86.50 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 15688. | Jerome (jerome.mcdonald44@y... | 86.50 | 95% | 2015-04-14 |
| 15689. | ナンドカ (augustus_dvk) | 86.49 | 97.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 15690. | Amy (amibun) | 86.49 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 15691. | Chuckles (chonkiechuck) | 86.49 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 15692. | Gabriel (gabrielbutu) | 86.49 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 15693. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 86.49 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 15694. | Sting (z35shi) | 86.49 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 15695. | Prashast (prashast) | 86.49 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 15696. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 86.48 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 15697. | Don Abdrabo (abdrabo7) | 86.48 | 97.3% | 2023-09-25 |
| 15698. | Balisto (balisto) | 86.48 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 15699. | Ethan (ninjakirbyecr) | 86.47 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 15700. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 86.47 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 15701. | Septem (septembear) | 86.47 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 15702. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 86.47 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |