I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16485. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 71.55 | 98% | 2016-04-20 |
| 16486. | Ballistic (8a11istic) | 71.54 | 95.1% | 2024-08-20 |
| 16487. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 71.54 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 16488. | Maximal (maximalelder) | 71.54 | 93% | 2022-10-26 |
| 16489. | UYEN (uyen.lt.1998@gmail.com) | 71.54 | 99% | 2015-05-17 |
| 16490. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 71.54 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 16491. | nakscool (nakscool) | 71.53 | 96% | 2025-01-25 |
| 16492. | dvorak_noob (ykahveci) | 71.53 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 16493. | andiahmadysx (andiahmadysx) | 71.53 | 96.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 16494. | Mirz (mirz1989) | 71.53 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 16495. | Oliver (oliver84) | 71.53 | 97% | 2015-09-08 |
| 16496. | Henry (henry_court) | 71.53 | 97% | 2016-06-15 |
| 16497. | Peter (buck306) | 71.52 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 16498. | Matthew (magickfish) | 71.52 | 98% | 2024-05-26 |
| 16499. | Seth (stromboli_) | 71.51 | 95% | 2016-06-16 |
| 16500. | Aditya (adityabj) | 71.51 | 96.1% | 2024-06-04 |
| 16501. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 71.50 | 99.2% | 2024-10-06 |
| 16502. | Ritesh (novathor) | 71.50 | 93.9% | 2025-03-05 |
| 16503. | rhenze (rhenze) | 71.50 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 16504. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 16505. | disthymia (yksnidreambox) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 16506. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 71.50 | 90% | 2016-10-07 |
| 16507. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 71.50 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 16508. | Your Mother (final_horizon) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 16509. | Prashant (shakman) | 71.49 | 96% | 2015-11-23 |
| 16510. | danny (xsoii) | 71.48 | 95% | 2024-07-16 |
| 16511. | Norman Fulay (nful6160) | 71.48 | 97% | 2023-12-26 |
| 16512. | weird_virus (imsajan) | 71.48 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 16513. | Tarako (tarako003) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 16514. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 71.47 | 94% | 2015-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |