The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18629. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 74.27 | 97.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 18630. | Kevin (omgitsblobfish) | 74.27 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 18631. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 74.27 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 18632. | Jakub (dareon) | 74.27 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 18633. | Paw (wicked123) | 74.27 | 94% | 2015-07-31 |
| 18634. | jas (jxzzmxne) | 74.26 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 18635. | Prem (merpx) | 74.26 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 18636. | Philip (piporace10) | 74.26 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 18637. | Jordan (jordanlreynolds99) | 74.26 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 18638. | Mark (zerkercm) | 74.26 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 18639. | hailey (abbydabbylol) | 74.26 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 18640. | TurnAround (sasstyl000) | 74.25 | 96.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 18641. | Reuben (roobun) | 74.25 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 18642. | kupcat101 (kupcat101) | 74.25 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 18643. | Timas (lpex) | 74.25 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 18644. | Kristi (prera) | 74.25 | 91% | 2017-04-07 |
| 18645. | Adrian (adrian_05) | 74.24 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18646. | Ginestg (ginestg) | 74.24 | 94% | 2017-04-15 |
| 18647. | Jessica (slacker1998) | 74.24 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 18648. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 74.24 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 18649. | Yoav (yoav) | 74.24 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 18650. | linh (walkman) | 74.24 | 91% | 2012-01-04 |
| 18651. | Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) | 74.24 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 18652. | Luis (lalm07) | 74.23 | 95% | 2019-07-30 |
| 18653. | Vincent (filtertype) | 74.23 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 18654. | Mor (morti_20) | 74.23 | 95% | 2021-12-18 |
| 18655. | DaLorenz (laurenz127) | 74.22 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 18656. | Markus (mgetto) | 74.22 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 18657. | KeyKing (kingkey42069) | 74.22 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 18658. | Aggie (aggiecht1121) | 74.22 | 96% | 2013-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |