Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8155. | Aldora (princessaldora) | 89.94 | 100% | 2023-06-03 |
| 8156. | Noob (noobgam) | 89.93 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8157. | Di1 (monoffe) | 89.93 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 8158. | Alan (wolfer311) | 89.93 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 8159. | Han (mozes) | 89.93 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 8160. | Tyomcha (tyomcha) | 89.93 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 8161. | Princess B ~~ (bryonyp) | 89.92 | 96% | 2013-10-18 |
| 8162. | Justin🍝 (eliteshrimp) | 89.92 | 94% | 2014-11-30 |
| 8163. | AllyB (allyburner) | 89.91 | 89% | 2013-04-25 |
| 8164. | ionut (ionut_red) | 89.91 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8165. | Shinmen (catpoopbrain) | 89.91 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8166. | Dookie Shoes (dookie_shoes) | 89.91 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 8167. | watch symphogear (ayasu) | 89.90 | 95% | 2019-03-21 |
| 8168. | D-Trish (d_trish) | 89.90 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 8169. | gb (practicegb) | 89.90 | 96% | 2013-11-25 |
| 8170. | Luke (edwardluke) | 89.90 | 96% | 2013-06-25 |
| 8171. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 89.89 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
| 8172. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 89.89 | 97% | 2016-01-25 |
| 8173. | Ganesh (prasadgan) | 89.89 | 95% | 2012-06-29 |
| 8174. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 89.89 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 8175. | Meditate (meditate) | 89.89 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8176. | Richard (mrrichardmnixon) | 89.89 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8177. | Waynelolz (waynelolz) | 89.89 | 97% | 2013-06-02 |
| 8178. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 89.88 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 8179. | Steven (steveng) | 89.87 | 95% | 2011-09-04 |
| 8180. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 89.87 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 8181. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 89.87 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8182. | Pavel (patcm) | 89.86 | 99% | 2011-09-28 |
| 8183. | Steven (stevie03) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 8184. | jupiter (jupiiter) | 89.86 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |