So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26159. | potter (mrpotter) | 58.79 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 26160. | Yushi (yushi529) | 58.78 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 26161. | Zachary (koz62) | 58.78 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 26162. | natsuya (natsuya77) | 58.78 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 26163. | KouTypin_Dvorak (koo_dvorak) | 58.78 | 95% | 2016-12-14 |
| 26164. | Emily (emmyball) | 58.78 | 90% | 2011-08-02 |
| 26165. | cnazz (cnazzurfrnd) | 58.78 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 26166. | Hexa (hexaa) | 58.77 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 26167. | Ting (kimcikuo) | 58.77 | 94% | 2023-04-10 |
| 26168. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 58.77 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 26169. | Reuven (reuven_1203) | 58.77 | 95% | 2023-01-01 |
| 26170. | Reidar (tillman1891) | 58.77 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 26171. | Mohammad (mdunicorn) | 58.77 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 26172. | JP (vikiperle08) | 58.77 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 26173. | jakob (pluto527) | 58.77 | 94% | 2013-10-07 |
| 26174. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 58.77 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 26175. | Papa Jones (papa_jones19) | 58.76 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 26176. | Ibro (makanaki) | 58.76 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 26177. | Oliver (rgroli) | 58.76 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 26178. | nick (madddmantis) | 58.76 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 26179. | Debanjan (pramdeba) | 58.76 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 26180. | दीपक (deepakfunin) | 58.76 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 26181. | ser (sseerr) | 58.76 | 93% | 2014-04-01 |
| 26182. | Shubham (shubh09) | 58.75 | 90% | 2014-06-30 |
| 26183. | rraert (rraertrraert) | 58.75 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
| 26184. | Adam (apollo1) | 58.75 | 92% | 2012-07-21 |
| 26185. | Ian (raulrome) | 58.75 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
| 26186. | jays (jaysoke) | 58.75 | 89% | 2013-11-02 |
| 26187. | Illya (neyasit) | 58.75 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 26188. | King (mayoliquid) | 58.75 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |