The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24219. | Lee (jedilegolas) | 65.35 | 95.8% | 2023-08-25 |
| 24220. | Phil (sticky1981) | 65.35 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24221. | James Li (diffkey) | 65.35 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 24222. | huy (philonginc) | 65.35 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 24223. | Teala (blondeathiest) | 65.35 | 94% | 2011-11-30 |
| 24224. | tharun (fanatique) | 65.35 | 96% | 2014-10-26 |
| 24225. | sourabh (sourabh20010) | 65.34 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
| 24226. | Balint (badmancan) | 65.34 | 93% | 2016-08-01 |
| 24227. | Alexander (padusarbor) | 65.34 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 24228. | GV (gaurav.lakra@gmail.com) | 65.34 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 24229. | huang (huangmax) | 65.34 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 24230. | Zero (zerogravt) | 65.34 | 96% | 2012-01-26 |
| 24231. | Shalini (shalinikaleeswaran) | 65.34 | 95% | 2013-03-21 |
| 24232. | Sam (samy321) | 65.34 | 94% | 2016-10-20 |
| 24233. | bad (calculon) | 65.34 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 24234. | awl (a84784480) | 65.34 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 24235. | Smyan (tunafish5555) | 65.33 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24236. | tstats[flashsop] (flashsop) | 65.33 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 24237. | Luca (ukalale) | 65.33 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 24238. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 65.33 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 24239. | diego (diegotty) | 65.33 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 24240. | Pradip (pradip) | 65.33 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 24241. | rum3r (rum3r) | 65.32 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 24242. | The (manish8972) | 65.32 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 24243. | Hehsbb (hehsbb) | 65.32 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 24244. | jentots (jentotz) | 65.32 | 99% | 2016-01-22 |
| 24245. | Lynn (baby_bench) | 65.32 | 97% | 2011-11-21 |
| 24246. | Bugatti (bugattiveyronsk) | 65.32 | 95% | 2013-02-19 |
| 24247. | Igor (kruzics) | 65.31 | 94% | 2016-06-08 |
| 24248. | naganandana (naganandana) | 65.31 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |