Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3674. | Mars (marstherobot) | 71.61 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 3675. | Daniel (mekitza) | 71.56 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3676. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 71.55 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 3677. | Raffi (darafster) | 71.55 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3678. | Poop (cytopz) | 71.55 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 3679. | Jordan (jmonasmith) | 71.54 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3680. | Tong (tongvu) | 71.54 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 3681. | Fadhil (qazsxdcfv) | 71.53 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 3682. | Epic (epictypergamer) | 71.53 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 3683. | chingchong (lambsaucelocated) | 71.51 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 3684. | Vince (vietzerg) | 71.50 | 94% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3685. | Arun (thenooboflegend) | 71.50 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 3686. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 71.50 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3687. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 71.50 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3688. | kb noob (akh7) | 71.48 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3689. | Roy (pumpkinhair) | 71.47 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 3690. | Pradeep (pradeep7) | 71.44 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3691. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 71.43 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 3692. | hlynurt (hlynur_ingi) | 71.43 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3693. | Shahzaingun (shahzaingun) | 71.43 | 95% | 2019-09-19 |
| 3694. | Nathan (zyllyan) | 71.43 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3695. | Sam (leumis) | 71.42 | 94% | 2019-09-30 |
| 3696. | Jm (jeezmutz) | 71.41 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3697. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 71.41 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3698. | Jeremy (sikesjt) | 71.35 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3699. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 71.35 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
| 3700. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 71.32 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 3701. | Joe (joekerhd) | 71.31 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3702. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 71.31 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 3703. | Kaden (vert3x) | 71.30 | 93% | 2020-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |