The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31282. | Jis (ljs765) | 49.73 | 92% | 2016-05-08 |
| 31283. | Richard (bemuser) | 49.73 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 31284. | drex (disclaimer37) | 49.73 | 95% | 2011-05-07 |
| 31285. | aila:) (ayla_jan02@yahoo.com) | 49.73 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 31286. | Kewal (kewal4ever) | 49.72 | 94% | 2014-07-08 |
| 31287. | amankwa (hla885) | 49.72 | 93% | 2013-05-02 |
| 31288. | Jeremy (kirbzstar) | 49.71 | 95% | 2011-10-07 |
| 31289. | Mike (ipassedduhwindy) | 49.70 | 84% | 2017-02-08 |
| 31290. | tae mo (sendoh) | 49.70 | 93% | 2012-11-20 |
| 31291. | glenn (glenn25) | 49.70 | 92% | 2011-11-29 |
| 31292. | Rachhek (evildevil) | 49.70 | 93% | 2012-07-04 |
| 31293. | Imalittlelost3 (imalittlelo... | 49.69 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 31294. | Tom (dextroi) | 49.69 | 93% | 2019-07-19 |
| 31295. | 100WPMGOAL (goalwpm100) | 49.68 | 92.6% | 2023-10-11 |
| 31296. | Absence (absenceofgravity) | 49.67 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 31297. | Slavonia (slavonia) | 49.67 | 96% | 2013-08-02 |
| 31298. | typer (practise_to_type) | 49.65 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 31299. | yy (ufotonyyu) | 49.65 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 31300. | DAS (tanjiro01) | 49.64 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 31301. | magnolia (magnoliatreebark) | 49.64 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 31302. | Hannah (hrockey) | 49.64 | 93% | 2014-10-06 |
| 31303. | francesco (frocco77) | 49.64 | 89% | 2015-06-01 |
| 31304. | Evaop (gzlwan22) | 49.63 | 90% | 2012-12-15 |
| 31305. | oanh (oanhnguyen89) | 49.63 | 86% | 2012-03-02 |
| 31306. | SpecialGuest (fingersofsteel) | 49.63 | 91% | 2013-01-17 |
| 31307. | Mazzy (baylon) | 49.63 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 31308. | Hirsh (hagarwal) | 49.62 | 87% | 2015-11-20 |
| 31309. | Erik (vike92) | 49.62 | 88% | 2016-02-05 |
| 31310. | Tharun (tharunxl) | 49.62 | 94% | 2021-02-04 |
| 31311. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 49.62 | 94% | 2015-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |