I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10199. | Sippin' Brew (fastest_phala... | 85.26 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
| 10200. | Cookie (cookiecounter) | 85.26 | 95% | 2024-10-28 |
| 10201. | Kuy (rou168) | 85.26 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 10202. | Bob (bobgolf) | 85.26 | 100% | 2017-12-18 |
| 10203. | Malcolm (malcolm_) | 85.25 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 10204. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 85.25 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 10205. | Liam (liamnichols6) | 85.25 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 10206. | Lady_Xel (lady_xel) | 85.25 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10207. | cody (ocdy1001) | 85.24 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 10208. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 85.24 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 10209. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 85.24 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 10210. | Michael (azumifan) | 85.24 | 99% | 2019-01-14 |
| 10211. | Riddy (songridv) | 85.23 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 10212. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 85.23 | 96.9% | 2024-02-05 |
| 10213. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 85.23 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10214. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 85.23 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10215. | Mensa (mensamember) | 85.22 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 10216. | Hamza (hsheirah7504) | 85.22 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10217. | Godtyper (practicetype8781) | 85.22 | 98% | 2024-02-13 |
| 10218. | Connor (connor623) | 85.22 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 10219. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 85.21 | 96.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 10220. | Qunetin (speedyreeves) | 85.21 | 98% | 2024-11-13 |
| 10221. | txxs (kriiue) | 85.21 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 10222. | mrmine (mrmine) | 85.21 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 10223. | Xiaohu (scisyhpnredom) | 85.20 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10224. | Isabelle "Bella" (lireoec) | 85.20 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 10225. | William (thewilliamc15) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 10226. | Lauren (lauren_rmc) | 85.20 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 10227. | Markus (mkh90) | 85.20 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 10228. | Joo (jooooooo) | 85.19 | 95% | 2017-09-26 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |