Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 873. | (lewpur) | 124.02 | 94% | 2016-04-30 |
| 874. | (samiznasty) | 124.01 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 875. | owo (typemaster) | 123.99 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 876. | (netcreatured) | 123.98 | 98.5% | 2023-08-11 |
| 877. | testament to a different ag... | 123.97 | 96% | 2013-06-18 |
| 878. | (framed_phoenix) | 123.97 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 879. | (camclarke) | 123.97 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 880. | Jon (skautomatic) | 123.95 | 94% | 2014-01-23 |
| 881. | (username_s) | 123.95 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
| 882. | matt (drakkus) | 123.92 | 90% | 2015-12-31 |
| 883. | (yeni_lee) | 123.91 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 884. | (helloasdfjkl) | 123.90 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 885. | Typhoid (typhoid) | 123.89 | 99% | 2014-08-19 |
| 886. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 123.87 | 95% | 2016-06-05 |
| 887. | Alexander (alexteddy888) | 123.87 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
| 888. | (kamikrazy) | 123.87 | 98% | 2012-11-02 |
| 889. | (practicekiller) | 123.86 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 890. | (sonarrat) | 123.86 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 891. | (hus_the_bus) | 123.86 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 892. | Taro (yada) | 123.85 | 100% | 2012-09-16 |
| 893. | (dasasd) | 123.84 | 99% | 2023-04-28 |
| 894. | (beginnercolemak) | 123.83 | 100% | 2014-12-12 |
| 895. | (bummered) | 123.82 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 896. | (seveian) | 123.81 | 88% | 2012-03-16 |
| 897. | God is Love (kjb3) | 123.77 | 98% | 2017-03-10 |
| 898. | (sigurone) | 123.77 | 98% | 2015-02-16 |
| 899. | (avlien) | 123.73 | 99% | 2021-06-22 |
| 900. | ProLife (righttolife) | 123.69 | 94% | 2013-03-16 |
| 901. | (toptwentytyper) | 123.69 | 100% | 2015-01-01 |
| 902. | (violet_evergarden) | 123.67 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |