I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
Active since September 30, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2310. | (avoc17) | 111.77 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2311. | ratbastard (mattbierwirth) | 111.77 | 99% | 2020-02-01 |
| 2312. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 111.75 | 100% | 2018-01-23 |
| 2313. | Aaron (arcfide) | 111.75 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 2314. | Jon Day (jonday87) | 111.75 | 99% | 2012-02-06 |
| 2315. | (jasperdekok) | 111.75 | 97% | 2013-07-03 |
| 2316. | (upstart1) | 111.74 | 96% | 2012-10-02 |
| 2317. | broken backspace (thefuture... | 111.72 | 98.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 2318. | (alexrobertson) | 111.72 | 91% | 2014-01-31 |
| 2319. | (sc4fpse) | 111.72 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 2320. | Sebastian (humbert) | 111.72 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 2321. | (uwhobanmeisnolife) | 111.71 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 2322. | 🗡️🩸 (lgxavierfdy) | 111.71 | 99% | 2022-07-12 |
| 2323. | (mincemeatpies) | 111.71 | 93% | 2013-02-27 |
| 2324. | (mlhmatt) | 111.70 | 99% | 2013-10-28 |
| 2325. | (phenombox) | 111.70 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 2326. | (practicekiller) | 111.69 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 2327. | (gummzee) | 111.68 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 2328. | (tesseus) | 111.67 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 2329. | Maija (maijakarina) | 111.66 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 2330. | Alex (alexm123) | 111.64 | 96% | 2015-09-28 |
| 2331. | (blootzadtf) | 111.63 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2332. | (speedprinny) | 111.62 | 92% | 2012-03-01 |
| 2333. | (slimypeanut) | 111.62 | 97.8% | 2023-07-12 |
| 2334. | (cduong04) | 111.60 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 2335. | (inclusivex) | 111.60 | 99% | 2020-04-13 |
| 2336. | (darlena) | 111.60 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 2337. | (mr_irrelevant) | 111.60 | 100% | 2012-05-03 |
| 2338. | (brykingbowser) | 111.59 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 2339. | Felix (ixi01) | 111.58 | 100% | 2013-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |