So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1799. | (colonelmolerat) | 114.96 | 99% | 2013-04-09 |
| 1800. | (katnissprim) | 114.95 | 90% | 2012-05-21 |
| 1801. | (phogue) | 114.95 | 96% | 2011-09-13 |
| 1802. | (ogloccness) | 114.95 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 1803. | (afrobat) | 114.94 | 97% | 2013-01-20 |
| 1804. | (exdeelol) | 114.93 | 98% | 2016-04-09 |
| 1805. | (soarlikeaneagle) | 114.91 | 99% | 2014-03-13 |
| 1806. | (jpavel) | 114.90 | 100% | 2015-02-18 |
| 1807. | (woet) | 114.89 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 1808. | (poledancerz) | 114.87 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 1809. | (cruzerthebruzer) | 114.87 | 99% | 2019-12-27 |
| 1810. | (tony82890) | 114.85 | 99% | 2017-04-28 |
| 1811. | (yurek) | 114.84 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 1812. | Donald (dhonuill) | 114.84 | 100% | 2013-06-26 |
| 1813. | (glorishan) | 114.83 | 100% | 2022-02-13 |
| 1814. | los banos (fateispower) | 114.82 | 96% | 2016-01-10 |
| 1815. | (kjoys09) | 114.80 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 1816. | (practicekiller) | 114.80 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 1817. | (russianemu27) | 114.79 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1818. | (reverserespect) | 114.78 | 99% | 2018-07-16 |
| 1819. | (dearmr) | 114.77 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 1820. | (shardfall) | 114.76 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1821. | (daeraser) | 114.76 | 99% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1822. | (luftkastel) | 114.73 | 98% | 2012-06-01 |
| 1823. | Stas (tarrterr) | 114.72 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 1824. | (buck1249) | 114.71 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 1825. | (despaireternal) | 114.71 | 92% | 2014-12-26 |
| 1826. | (_rip_steve_job_) | 114.71 | 98% | 2012-01-20 |
| 1827. | Ctrl + Alt + K (infolepsy) | 114.69 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 1828. | (12122012) | 114.69 | 98% | 2012-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |