The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8328. | matt (matt) | 104.65 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 8329. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 104.64 | 99.3% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8330. | Cristian (flanzeta) | 104.64 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8331. | Josh (joshcantypefast) | 104.64 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 8332. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 104.63 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 8333. | Ayusman (p1xxxel) | 104.63 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8334. | Zeb (foghorn) | 104.63 | 98% | 2012-08-15 |
| 8335. | Jeremy (jweather) | 104.63 | 90% | 2013-02-25 |
| 8336. | Elliot (elliotlui) | 104.62 | 99% | 2012-05-11 |
| 8337. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 104.61 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 8338. | K (khanali2020) | 104.61 | 99% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8339. | hey (webbo) | 104.60 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 8340. | naviman (naviman) | 104.60 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 8341. | Amit Ho (vkij) | 104.59 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 8342. | J Edgar (tomer) | 104.59 | 98% | 2012-02-13 |
| 8343. | boat (narwhalinz) | 104.59 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8344. | gb (practicegb) | 104.58 | 99% | 2013-09-25 |
| 8345. | Pooface (bmobubble) | 104.58 | 88% | 2014-10-01 |
| 8346. | Daniel (dm29) | 104.57 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8347. | JC (jaysizzle) | 104.57 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 8348. | Tyler (tysee) | 104.57 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 8349. | Mo (mhuang422) | 104.57 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 8350. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 104.56 | 96.9% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8351. | craw (clamchowderco) | 104.56 | 96.9% | 2023-06-17 |
| 8352. | Vaibhav (vaibhavk) | 104.56 | 98% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8353. | tilted (terribly) | 104.56 | 99% | 2016-12-14 |
| 8354. | Ganesa (ganesa) | 104.55 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8355. | Chris (chrisb_33) | 104.55 | 96% | 2014-02-17 |
| 8356. | Allegro1321 (allegro1321) | 104.55 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 8357. | Tyler (mw2man00) | 104.54 | 90% | 2016-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |