So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19056. | scribblemaniac (scribbleman... | 69.74 | 90% | 2015-06-16 |
| 19057. | Bonnie (dundunbread) | 69.73 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 19058. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 69.73 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 19059. | Jerome (jeromepogs) | 69.73 | 91% | 2013-06-11 |
| 19060. | Dick (hatmehit) | 69.73 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
| 19061. | Wroom! (wrom) | 69.73 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 19062. | Estacado (estacado) | 69.73 | 92% | 2012-03-27 |
| 19063. | CaRDiaK (cardiak) | 69.73 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 19064. | diva (vampirediva) | 69.72 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 19065. | gbk3 (gbk3) | 69.72 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 19066. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 69.72 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 19067. | Mayank (mayank1508) | 69.72 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 19068. | Nikos (niklas32) | 69.72 | 95% | 2014-11-10 |
| 19069. | Albert (albertc97) | 69.72 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 19070. | Arman (148038) | 69.72 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 19071. | Bliuh (bjg199204) | 69.71 | 97.9% | 2023-08-16 |
| 19072. | Kalle (kalleok) | 69.70 | 95.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 19073. | Edward (dward_) | 69.70 | 93% | 2019-10-23 |
| 19074. | Tran (newstrung) | 69.70 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 19075. | Sasha (radicaldude999) | 69.70 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 19076. | TiBuRiN (tiburin) | 69.70 | 96% | 2012-05-20 |
| 19077. | Janacek (practice_in_new_la... | 69.70 | 98% | 2013-11-04 |
| 19078. | Greg (gninja72) | 69.70 | 96% | 2012-03-28 |
| 19079. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 69.70 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
| 19080. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 69.69 | 93% | 2020-10-17 |
| 19081. | poof (pophium_520) | 69.69 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
| 19082. | Muhammad (issac98) | 69.69 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 19083. | Adi (adicyberg) | 69.69 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 19084. | Carlos (zhurreyph) | 69.69 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 19085. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 69.69 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |