As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10653. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 10654. | Avaish (avaish97) | 82.95 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 10655. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 10656. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 82.94 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 10657. | Raghav (redsondude) | 82.94 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 10658. | mtz (domenicodf) | 82.94 | 99% | 2020-08-06 |
| 10659. | Scion (scionzz) | 82.93 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 10660. | SImo (__simo__) | 82.93 | 98% | 2026-02-10 |
| 10661. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 82.93 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 10662. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 82.93 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
| 10663. | emu (emu995) | 82.93 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 10664. | UG Playz (ugplayz) | 82.92 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 10665. | Toshiki_Kai (toshiki_kai) | 82.92 | 97.3% | 2025-01-21 |
| 10666. | (robert420) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 10667. | Kris (joemamacita) | 82.92 | 97.1% | 2023-11-11 |
| 10668. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 82.92 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 10669. | OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) | 82.91 | 97.6% | 2024-06-05 |
| 10670. | Ty (practice65) | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 10671. | bird (birdazzz) | 82.91 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 10672. | they used to say we would n... | 82.91 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 10673. | Juno (tempting) | 82.91 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
| 10674. | Annie (justaveragetyper) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 10675. | Con (condoriano4761) | 82.90 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 10676. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 10677. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 82.90 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 10678. | nemo (_nemo) | 82.89 | 95% | 2025-11-25 |
| 10679. | abhishek (abk_k) | 82.89 | 97% | 2024-08-21 |
| 10680. | David (quac) | 82.89 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10681. | daniel (daniel8028) | 82.88 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 10682. | me_irl (powderer) | 82.88 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |