I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| 470. | Jason (nhtiger) | 72.89 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 471. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 72.89 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 472. | Tom (tacocatdeboss) | 72.81 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 473. | Ed (edreeve) | 72.73 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 474. | Loist (loistcloist) | 72.64 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 475. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 72.64 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 476. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 72.58 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 477. | Hjalte (hjaltebuch) | 72.49 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
| 478. | Emil (thirtysix) | 72.47 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 479. | Harv (harvedawg) | 72.46 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 480. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 72.45 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 481. | Stephen (steed10) | 72.38 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 482. | William (postwin) | 72.37 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 483. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 72.17 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 484. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 72.13 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 485. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 72.07 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 486. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 72.03 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 487. | Blitz (blitz22) | 71.88 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 488. | Kei (aznkei) | 71.74 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 489. | 😳 (eni_) | 71.68 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 490. | Mark (mark666) | 71.58 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 491. | Santiago (ramstrykre) | 71.54 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 492. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 71.28 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 493. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 71.16 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 494. | Jakubi (xmask) | 71.12 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 495. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 71.11 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 496. | Nice4 (nice4) | 70.90 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 497. | wonstar (won808) | 70.89 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
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