Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2073. | Robbie (roadcasted) | 80.18 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2074. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 80.14 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2075. | Typografo (typografo) | 80.13 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2076. | Juho (safou) | 80.13 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| 2077. | Claire (thegool) | 80.12 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 2078. | Batoro (redsnake05) | 80.11 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2079. | Scythetryx (scythetryx) | 80.07 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2080. | Colby (a1acolb) | 80.06 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2081. | Rearia (rearia) | 80.06 | 95% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2082. | An (noswear999) | 80.04 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 2083. | angelo (codelight) | 80.04 | 93% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2084. | Sylv (sylvanestri) | 80.03 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2085. | Nestor (powermind) | 80.03 | 95% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2086. | Bananko (bananko) | 80.03 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 2087. | Miguel (anckael) | 80.02 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2088. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 80.01 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2089. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 80.00 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 2090. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 79.99 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2091. | Ilia (isilisi) | 79.98 | 99% | 2017-07-02 |
| 2092. | righteous (trustjesus) | 79.95 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 2093. | ironmk11 (ironmk11) | 79.95 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2094. | Fook (xdizzel) | 79.95 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 2095. | Ryan (godawesome) | 79.94 | 97% | 2018-11-22 |
| 2096. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 79.94 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 2097. | R (rdong) | 79.93 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2098. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 79.93 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 2099. | Unknown (navidr) | 79.91 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2100. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 79.90 | 100% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2101. | Ye (yester1802) | 79.88 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 2102. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |