Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2947. | Janis (vigilante434) | 77.66 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 2948. | Jason (iplaystarcraft2) | 77.65 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2949. | himeh (jherrerra) | 77.65 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2950. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 77.65 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2951. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 77.64 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2952. | Máté (kyren) | 77.62 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 2953. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 77.61 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2954. | AMIT (amitkr7142) | 77.60 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2955. | James (vvjames) | 77.60 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 2956. | Ella (amhaissup) | 77.59 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2957. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 77.58 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2958. | Jotaro (udetha) | 77.56 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 2959. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 77.55 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2960. | Afy (adinis2000) | 77.54 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2961. | BesserAls (brothize) | 77.54 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 2962. | Tasmaniac (tasmanias) | 77.54 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2963. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 77.49 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2964. | tenzin (hopeful_engineer) | 77.49 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2965. | Brian (ace213) | 77.48 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 2966. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 77.46 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 2967. | svs (svs_manee) | 77.45 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2968. | Chris (chrisyeungg) | 77.41 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2969. | Apaul_2 (apaul_2) | 77.40 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2970. | Kurt (kurthu) | 77.39 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2971. | Silingas (trustys) | 77.38 | 99% | 2019-05-26 |
| 2972. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 77.37 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2973. | Ethan (chorb) | 77.37 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2974. | Trae (traeb1999) | 77.36 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2975. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 77.35 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 2976. | Paul (flippers8) | 77.35 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |