The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4667. | (kostia244) | 103.56 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 4668. | (xshadowlegendx) | 103.56 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 4669. | Elden (bloab) | 103.56 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 4670. | (darkncurly) | 103.55 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 4671. | (123456_nazish) | 103.55 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 4672. | (babybabu) | 103.54 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 4673. | (aiarys) | 103.54 | 99% | 2022-09-07 |
| 4674. | (yureka) | 103.54 | 94% | 2015-02-16 |
| 4675. | (rofflewoffles) | 103.54 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 4676. | (havackus) | 103.53 | 96% | 2014-03-10 |
| 4677. | Vebjørn (zherex) | 103.53 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4678. | (mattster98) | 103.52 | 96% | 2011-08-01 |
| 4679. | Fluoride Action Network (nize) | 103.52 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4680. | (daca) | 103.52 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 4681. | (peachey22) | 103.50 | 100% | 2013-11-13 |
| 4682. | (ten10) | 103.50 | 99% | 2015-04-18 |
| 4683. | (thegodlyalien) | 103.49 | 97% | 2016-03-13 |
| 4684. | (pprince) | 103.49 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 4685. | (housepeople) | 103.49 | 98% | 2015-02-24 |
| 4686. | James (the_swan) | 103.48 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 4687. | (timtam_nz) | 103.48 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4688. | (jompakrutt) | 103.48 | 98% | 2012-12-30 |
| 4689. | (sirlolsalot) | 103.47 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 4690. | (yosteve) | 103.47 | 91% | 2016-05-16 |
| 4691. | (paarsaxd) | 103.47 | 91% | 2015-06-09 |
| 4692. | (mvgxt) | 103.46 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 4693. | Lence (lence88) | 103.46 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 4694. | Optics (optics) | 103.46 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 4695. | (buckayow) | 103.45 | 84% | 2012-11-10 |
| 4696. | mxlsiia (melsiia) | 103.45 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |