The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19305. | isuck (scasware) | 73.01 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 19306. | brubeck (brubeck) | 73.01 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 19307. | Samuel (sho1) | 73.00 | 88% | 2014-10-06 |
| 19308. | Madison (speedbltch) | 73.00 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 19309. | Himei (himei) | 73.00 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 19310. | luis (lolman1952) | 73.00 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 19311. | David Kim (nerix) | 73.00 | 91% | 2013-01-08 |
| 19312. | Adrian (the_adrian) | 73.00 | 94% | 2012-10-28 |
| 19313. | bing (bingchilling135) | 72.99 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 19314. | Bassel (basselbakr) | 72.99 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 19315. | Mike (lorudor) | 72.99 | 92% | 2014-12-20 |
| 19316. | Sid (sid_fishious) | 72.99 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 19317. | Igor (igorsilveira) | 72.99 | 93% | 2013-02-07 |
| 19318. | ChanceHair (bumper) | 72.99 | 93% | 2015-04-01 |
| 19319. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 72.99 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 19320. | Jerry (artemis) | 72.99 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 19321. | whale (lewist) | 72.98 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 19322. | PittyPotty (ppotty) | 72.98 | 98.3% | 2023-09-04 |
| 19323. | Adam (adamxlofaro) | 72.98 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 19324. | ermac (rklive) | 72.98 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 19325. | nam (truongnam1996) | 72.98 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 19326. | Mike (tonz30) | 72.98 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 19327. | Preston (prestonwinters) | 72.98 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 19328. | Krzysztof (nightmarekiller) | 72.98 | 91% | 2016-04-07 |
| 19329. | David (ipadpwner) | 72.98 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 19330. | Jamie (rendual) | 72.97 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
| 19331. | tyrful (tyrful) | 72.97 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 19332. | Jason (pradogy) | 72.97 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 19333. | Jing Khai (lacadik) | 72.97 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 19334. | fikri (fikritheins) | 72.97 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |