So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16128. | Guest (jpbatman99) | 74.51 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 16129. | racer (bubblestwrap) | 74.51 | 94% | 2022-04-26 |
| 16130. | Kevin (flash98765) | 74.51 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 16131. | frontier64 (frontier64) | 74.51 | 91% | 2013-12-13 |
| 16132. | chro (chro) | 74.51 | 92% | 2015-01-13 |
| 16133. | shawn (shawnieyang) | 74.50 | 87% | 2016-06-06 |
| 16134. | Banana (banankake) | 74.50 | 96.2% | 2023-05-19 |
| 16135. | Mark (norebonomis) | 74.50 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 16136. | Jesse (bleric) | 74.50 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| 16137. | DazzlingLord23 (eax2078) | 74.50 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 16138. | Tigran (tigran) | 74.50 | 96% | 2012-09-25 |
| 16139. | quyteriyaki (quyteriyaki) | 74.49 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 16140. | James (proctologist) | 74.49 | 96% | 2014-02-25 |
| 16141. | Failware (failware_) | 74.49 | 100% | 2020-10-01 |
| 16142. | Jen (jenz36) | 74.49 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 16143. | Bobby (bobby11rose) | 74.49 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 16144. | Phillip (pphan97) | 74.48 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 16145. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 74.48 | 93% | 2021-08-22 |
| 16146. | ! (yudonomi) | 74.48 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 16147. | neko (nekoyuni) | 74.48 | 99% | 2019-12-01 |
| 16148. | Justin (12357911) | 74.48 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 16149. | Salman (xinvokeroffice) | 74.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 16150. | Toast (toastmaster127) | 74.47 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 16151. | Matthew (mbabbitt) | 74.47 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 16152. | skincancerforme (skincancer... | 74.47 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 16153. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 74.47 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 16154. | Ahmad (ahmad1997) | 74.47 | 95% | 2014-08-12 |
| 16155. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 74.45 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16156. | Ash (aelhag) | 74.45 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16157. | Zyko (cloud_234) | 74.45 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |