I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25154. | Sujal (galvatron63) | 50.33 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 25155. | JesusSaidStormsWillComeBut ... | 50.33 | 96.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 25156. | Frost (cobarde213) | 50.33 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 25157. | Tsuki (wumi4) | 50.32 | 96.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 25158. | Lonzo (lonzoball) | 50.32 | 95% | 2018-09-10 |
| 25159. | speezlab (speezlab) | 50.31 | 93% | 2022-05-03 |
| 25160. | KTDM (ktdm) | 50.31 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 25161. | Killer (killer_bi) | 50.31 | 93% | 2021-03-03 |
| 25162. | Jasper (jappz) | 50.31 | 90% | 2016-07-14 |
| 25163. | Alex (xenocid) | 50.31 | 92% | 2015-06-26 |
| 25164. | John (jgrasso4) | 50.31 | 88% | 2017-05-11 |
| 25165. | Minty (minty1) | 50.30 | 93% | 2022-07-22 |
| 25166. | Stan (stoofee) | 50.30 | 91% | 2015-04-05 |
| 25167. | JD14 (jd_14) | 50.30 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 25168. | Fawreez (fawreez) | 50.30 | 95% | 2020-02-24 |
| 25169. | sun (sun990217) | 50.30 | 94% | 2019-05-19 |
| 25170. | pp (pper114) | 50.29 | 93% | 2022-11-18 |
| 25171. | Ryan (rwhyan) | 50.29 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
| 25172. | andjelko (raskoljnjikov) | 50.28 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 25173. | Unaib Syed (unaibsyed) | 50.28 | 94% | 2021-10-29 |
| 25174. | Dhruv (dhruvgohil) | 50.27 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 25175. | Guardprimo (guardprimo) | 50.26 | 94% | 2021-05-03 |
| 25176. | Dennis (dwiebe) | 50.26 | 96.8% | 2023-05-29 |
| 25177. | Itamar (coulossos) | 50.26 | 94% | 2020-12-07 |
| 25178. | Sargis (saqo1997) | 50.26 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 25179. | YoYoXYZ (yoyoxyz) | 50.25 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 25180. | Hussain (hussainkhan) | 50.25 | 94% | 2021-03-18 |
| 25181. | giannis (gammyhorse) | 50.25 | 93% | 2016-10-16 |
| 25182. | Kevin (kraay) | 50.24 | 93% | 2020-08-31 |
| 25183. | Ariel (not_a_hacker_69) | 50.24 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |