I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3530. | Bro HOANG (hazard) | 107.12 | 98% | 2025-08-17 |
| 3531. | Waffles (iluvwaffles2) | 107.12 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 3532. | TYPINGTESSERACT77 (typing_t... | 107.11 | 97.4% | 2024-09-30 |
| 3533. | Chris (cdav114) | 107.11 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 3534. | Bowie (bowiepro) | 107.10 | 99% | 2025-01-15 |
| 3535. | Rose (rustedham) | 107.10 | 99% | 2024-10-04 |
| 3536. | Bob (artizeno) | 107.10 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 3537. | nav (notavid) | 107.10 | 87% | 2016-09-25 |
| 3538. | Bobby (chriscadogan23) | 107.09 | 97% | 2015-04-23 |
| 3539. | John (nortec) | 107.09 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3540. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 107.08 | 96.6% | 2023-12-05 |
| 3541. | Lalith (lalith_g) | 107.08 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3542. | Vivian (viviangoesmoo) | 107.07 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 3543. | Kuzzelongus (kuzzelongus) | 107.05 | 97.2% | 2025-04-03 |
| 3544. | Rainier (dodongrain) | 107.05 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 3545. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 107.05 | 99.2% | 2025-04-01 |
| 3546. | Juan (mr_117) | 107.04 | 91% | 2015-05-10 |
| 3547. | peep (ppeepeepp) | 107.04 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 3548. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 107.03 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 3549. | Jakab (schttj) | 107.01 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 3550. | adend (grand_wizard) | 107.00 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3551. | Aleksei (al1as) | 106.99 | 94% | 2017-02-15 |
| 3552. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 106.99 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
| 3553. | McKenna (mjb0013) | 106.98 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 3554. | Tyler (tythal) | 106.98 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| 3555. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 106.98 | 98% | 2025-05-25 |
| 3556. | slow (arining42) | 106.98 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3557. | Andeh (calluxdapotato) | 106.97 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3558. | chekic (chekic) | 106.97 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 3559. | Atlas (dr_cube) | 106.97 | 98% | 2025-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |